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T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations.

T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. is a series of experiments conducted during finals week, 1995, at Rice University. The tests were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie.

Hey, kids! Try these wholesome EXPERIMENTS!
Resistivity Test, Gravitational Response Test, Radiation Test, Turing TestEver-noble Twinkie the Kid (tm)Rapid Oxidation Test, Solubility Test, Maximum Density Test
Rapid Oxidation Test Solubility Test Maximum Density Test
Resistivity Test Gravitational Response Test Radiation Test Turing Test


The scientists Results in Haiku About the Twinkies
Places we've been Letters we've received Some rebuttals for ya


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