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Full Name:
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Christopher Scott Gouge
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Todd William Stadler
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Nicknames:
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Chris, Radar, Gouge
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Odd Todd, Odd Ox, Pigtail Boy*
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Class Year:
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Graduated May, 1998
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Graduated December, 1997
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Major:
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Computer Science
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Electrical and Computer Engineering
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Hometown:
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Austin, Texas
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Richardson, Texas
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Hobbies:
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reading, firefighting*, and sleeping past noon*
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drumming in ska bands*, wasting time on my home page, fruitless pursuit of women
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Turn-Ons:
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women with a sense of humor, gory car wrecks, and the pink Power Ranger.
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bleached/dyed hair, red cheeks, the pink Power Ranger, people who remember my name
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Turn-Offs:
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shallow people, abused judicial systems, TV infomercials
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peg legs, use of word "leverage", the complete failure to understand sarcasm
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Favorite Small Furry Woodland Creature:
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Todd Stadler
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your friendly neighborhood squirrel
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* While true at the time this document was first created, these facts are no longer
correct, or are at least disputed by a large number of experts. Nonetheless, they are preserved here
in their original form for anthropological reasons.
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Figure 1:May 1995: The Twinkie scientists, giddy from finishing
a long, hard day of experimenting, enjoy a tasty control subject snack in front of their laboratory/
lavatory mirror, on which is written some calculations from the 
Figure 2:May 1998: The Twinkie scientists share a tender
reunion moment at a fancy party before heading off into the Real World to work for their respective
parts of The Man. Note portentous image of revolutionary icon "El Che" in background.
